How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
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How do you hire a horse?
How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
Přečíst celý »How do you lead a horse to water?
How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
Přečíst celý »How do you make a small fortune out of
How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
Přečíst celý »How much money did the bronco have?
How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!
Přečíst celý »What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a
What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!
Přečíst celý »What did the city worker say after his first
What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!
Přečíst celý »What did the wife say to the
What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!
Přečíst celý »What disease do horses fear most?
What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!
Přečíst celý »What do you call a horse that plays the
What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!
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