One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish. About that time, a …

MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there on afternoon, his cousin walked by. “What are ye doing?” asked O’Bannon. “Fishin’,” said MacAndrews. “Caught anything?” “Ach, nae a bite,” “What are ye usin’ fer bait?” “Worms” “Let …

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.

Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandson’s teacher: No, but I’ve been fishing in shorts.

The little kid sat on the side of the road with a fishing line down the drain. Feeling sorry for him, and wanting to humor him, a lady gave him 50 cents, and kindly asked “How many have you caught?” “You’re the tenth this morning,” was the reply.

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net.

Tim once took his small cousin with him while he went fishing: When he returned, he was looking very fed up. “I’ll never do that again,” he complained to his Dad. “Did she frighten off the fish?” enquired Dad. “No,” replied Tim. “She sat on the bank and ate all …

What’s the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: I’m not fishing, I’m drowning worms.

Q: How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and about the one that they would have changed, but “It got away”