How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.
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Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor:
Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, I’m serious!
Přečíst celý »George went fishing, but at the end of the day
George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store. ‘I want to buy three trout,’ he said to the owner. ‘But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to …
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Have you seen the new fishing website? No, it’s not online yet.
Přečíst celý »What is the difference between a fisherman
What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student? One baits his hook, the other hates his book.
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What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !
Přečíst celý »What did Noah do while spending time on the
What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ? Fished, but he didn’t catch much. He only had two worms !
Přečíst celý »Fishing season hasn’t opened and a fisherman
Fishing season hasn’t opened and a fisherman who doesn’t have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: “Any luck?” “Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday,” he boasts. “Is that so? By the way, do you know …
Přečíst celý »When fish play football, who
When fish play football, who is the captain ? The team’s kipper !
Přečíst celý »How do fish go into business ?
How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !
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