Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book.
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Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He’s the one with a duck.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children? A: They’d read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Přečíst celý »Q: How do you get a Polak out of the
Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Přečíst celý »Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap
Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
Přečíst celý »Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing
Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!
Přečíst celý »Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
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Why is Russia a very fast country ? Because the people are always Russian !
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What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !
Přečíst celý »How do we know that Joan of Arc was French
How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !
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