It was Grandpa Jones’ 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to live so long and stay so fit. He explained “I put my long life down to spending so much time out of doors. I’ve been in …
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What is your favourite type of birthday
What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!
Přečíst celý »What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? “Hi, Buster.”
Přečíst celý »How does Moby Dick celebrate his
How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!
Přečíst celý »Why did you hit your birthday cake with a
Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!
Přečíst celý »What did one candle say to the
What did one candle say to the other? “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”
Přečíst celý »Why couldn’t prehistoric man send
Why couldn’t prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
Přečíst celý »Why did Davy Crockett always
Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!
Přečíst celý »Where do you find a birthday
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!
Přečíst celý »I guess I didnt get my birthday wish.
I guess I didnt get my birthday wish. “How do you know?” “You’re still here!”
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