Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To get to the chick across the street!
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Late one night, a burglar
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: “Jesus is watching you!” Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is …
Přečíst celý »How do you identify a bald eagle?
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
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What’s brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!
Přečíst celý »What is a polygon ?
What is a polygon ? A dead parrot !
Přečíst celý »What birds spend all their time on their knees ?
What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of prey !
Přečíst celý »What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !
Přečíst celý »When is the best time to buy budgies ?
When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they’re going cheap !
Přečíst celý »How do you get a cut-price parrot ?
How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !
Přečíst celý »Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?
Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they’re both full of stuffing !
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