Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !
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What do you call a crazy chicken ?
What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !
Přečíst celý »What happened to the chicken whose feathers were
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !
Přečíst celý »What do you get when you cross a chicken
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !
Přečíst celý »Why don’t chickens like people ?
Why don’t chickens like people ? They beat eggs !
Přečíst celý »Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !
Přečíst celý »What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ? She lays hand gren-eggs !
Přečíst celý »What happened when the chicken ate cement
What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !
Přečíst celý »What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !
Přečíst celý »Why did the chicken cross the road half way
Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !
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