Yo’ Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Přečíst celý »The Lawyer Too Big to Bury
Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin?A: They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Ding Dong
Yo’ Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, “DING DONG!”
Přečíst celý »The Hole Truth
Q: Why do men have holes in their penises?A: To get oxygen to their brains.
Přečíst celý »The Four Ghosts of the White House
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, “George, what”s the best thing I can do to help the country?”
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Checks
Yo’ Mama is so poor, her checks bounce more than the cast of Baywatch.
Přečíst celý »The Comeback Supremo
If I wanted any lip from you, I would jiggle my zipper!
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Bathing
Yo’ Mama is so poor, bath time is a a family thing.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Bath
Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she went to take a bath, the roaches made her wait her turn.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Army
Yo’ Mama is so poor, she joined the Army to get a haircut.
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