Yo’ Mama is so ugly, they use her face to make animal crackers.

A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterward, the doctor comes into her room and says, “I have something to tell you about your child.”The woman worriedly asks, “What’s wrong with it?”The doctor says, “There’s nothing really wrong with it, it’s just a little different. It’s a hermaphrodite.”The woman …

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, cops stop her to ask if she reported the accident.

Last week I was in Mobile, Alabama — very glad to be here. There are mutants in Mobile. They got social mutants. They got rednecks wanting to be yuppies, couldn’t quite make that crossover. Bought BMWs, put mud-tires on ’em. Know what I’m talking about? Porsches with rifle-racks. Deep-fried sushi. …

Yo’ Mama is so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a “Yo’ Grandmama Is So Stupid” joke book.

Our closest enemy is Castro. Anybody scared of Castro? Nah. It’s like pissing off the slow kid in school.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, you can spot her on Google Maps.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.