A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet. The gun goes off, and the brunette quickly captures first, with the redhead coming in second. An hour later, the blonde emerges from the pool and complains to the judges that while she was doing the breast stroke, …
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Why do blondes like sunroofs? More legroom!
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Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill herself? She jumped out a basement window!
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One day a blonde finds out from her friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her. So one day she goes out to the mall and buys a gun. After that she goes to her boyfriend’s house. She busts down the door and points the gun at her head. “What …
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Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs?
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Two people were stranded on an iceberg with only a telescope. One of them was looking through the telescope and said, ”We’re saved! Look, it’s the Titanic!”
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There was a blonde at a stoplight and it said “walk.” She started walking and, when she was in the middle of the street, the sign turned to “don’t walk.” So she stopped.
Přečíst celý »St. Peter Asks the Blondes About Easter
Three blondes die and go to St. Peter. He says, “I have one question, and if you get it right, I will let you into Heaven.”He asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?”She answers, “That’s the time of the year when our whole family gets together and we eat turkey.”St. …
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A blonde was walking down the street with shower caps on her breasts. A guy asked her, “Hey, what’s with the shower caps?” “Shower caps?” she replied. “These are booby condoms!”
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A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. The blonde …
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