There were 11 blondes and one brunette on a rope climbing up a mountain. The rope began slipping and breaking. The brunette said, ”Girls, I’m going to let go of the rope since it can’t hold all of us. Your lives are more important to me.” She made a big …
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Q: Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid? A: They can’t fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
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Q: Why do blondes like hearing blonde jokes? A: It makes them feel popular.
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Q: Why do blondes smile when there’s lightning? A: They think they’re getting their picture taken.
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Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing in a circle? A: A dope ring.
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Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a box? A: A case of empties!
Přečíst celý »Blondes Blow It
Q: What’s it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear?A: Data transfer.
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Q: What do you call nine blondes in the ocean? A: An air pocket.
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Did you hear about the blonde couple who were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? They went to see “Closed for the Winter.”
Přečíst celý »Blondes ‘n’ Birth Control
Q: Why don’t blondes take birth control pills? A: The pills keep falling out.
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