Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She fell in the sink.

Q: Why did the blonde think it was Sunday? A: Because the sun was out.

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She said, “Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!” Her friend asked, “What’s the capital of France?” The blonde replied, “Oh, that’s so easy! F.”

Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? She missed the Earth.

A blonde wanted to sell her car, but she couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. She answered, “235,000 miles.” Her friend told her that was the problem. So the blonde went to the …

Q: Why did the blonde cross the road? A: I don’t know, and neither does she.

Two girls speed down the highway at 90 mph. “Hey,” asks the brunette at the wheel. “Do you see any cops following us?” The blonde turns around. “As a matter of fact, I do.” “Damn!” says the brunette. “Are his flashers on?” The blonde turns around again. “Yup. Nope. Yup. …

Q: Why did the blonde quit her restroom attendant job?A: She couldn’t figure out how to refill the hand dryer.

A blonde bought an a.m. radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night.