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ENGLISH JOKES

Blonde Driving

A blonde was swerving all over the road so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop asked, “Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?” The blonde said, “I’m sorry, sir, but wherever I go, there’s always a tree in front of me, and I can’t seem to get …

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Blonde Cruise

A blonde sees a flier on a bulletin board that reads, “Cruise — Only $5.” She goes to the address on the flier and hands the receptionist $5. The receptionist nods to a burly man reading a newspaper. He walks over to the blonde and knocks her unconscious. The blonde …

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Blonde Burn

A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. “Sit down and tell me how it happened,” says the doctor. “I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and …

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