Q: Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? A: She heard drinks were on the house.

Q: Why did the mirror have holes in it? A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

An idiot walking down the street spots a banana peel and sighs. “Here we go again!”

Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks, “Are you two sisters?”

Q: How do you know a blonde is having a bad day? A: Her tampon is behind her ear, and she can’t find her pencil.

Q: How did the blonde die raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown? A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: It gives them something to do on Saturday night.

‘”Have you heard my knock-knock joke?” asked the blonde. “No,” said the brunette. “Okay,” said the blonde. “You start.”

Two blondes were on their way to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road. The sign read: “Disneyland Left.” So they went home.