Yo’ Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Přečíst celý »Yo mama’s So Old,..Driver’s Test
Yo’ mama so old, she took her driver’s test on a T-Rex!
Přečíst celý »Yo mama’s so fat… Godzilla tried
Yo mama’s so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Přečíst celý »Yeti Booty Call… Sherpas
Want to see why the Sherpas call me the Abdominal Showman?
Přečíst celý »Yeti Booty Call… Bigfoot
You know what they say about Bigfoot? I’m bigger.
Přečíst celý »Wok and Roll
Q: What’s a wok?A: Something you throw at a wabbit.
Přečíst celý »Wizard of Toad
There once was a toad that was excluded from all Green Toad activities because he was a handsome shade of yellow. So he went to visit a beautiful fairy in the town over who had the power to grant wishes. “Fairy,” he said. “I would like to be green, so …
Přečíst celý »Winnie the Pooh
Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You’d smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
Přečíst celý »Why Do Scotsmen Wear Kilts?
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Because the sound of zippers scare the sheep away.
Přečíst celý »Why did the chicken cross the road?
To have hot sex with the perverted farmer.
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