— They don’t listen.— They don’t come in when you call.— They like to stay out all night.— Only when you are trying to get things done do they want your attention.— Mostly, they like to be left alone to sleep.
Přečíst celý »Who Was the Most Drunk?
Three guys compare their levels of intoxication from a party the previous night.The first guy says, “Man, I was so drunk last night, I went home and blew chunks.”The second guy says, “I was so drunk last night, I woke up this morning on my front porch.”The third guy says, …
Přečíst celý »Who Let The Blondes Out?
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five – one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
Přečíst celý »Who is Marylou?!?
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name ‘Marylou’ written on it,” she said, furious. "You had better have an explanation." "Calm …
Přečíst celý »White Stuff in Bird Poop
Q: Do you know what the white stuff in bird poop is?A: That’s bird poop, too.
Přečíst celý »Which Way?
Q: There is a house. The front is facing south and the back is facing north. The right side is facing west and the left side is facing east. If a rooster lays an egg on top of the house which way will it roll? A: No direction: roosters don’t …
Přečíst celý »Where’s Ice Cube, Eve, and Cedric?
Q: Where did the sheep get its haircut? A: The ba-ba shop
Přečíst celý »When Beasts Speak!
What did the cat say to the mouse? “The human telling this joke is attempting to anthropomorphise us!”
Přečíst celý »When a Fly Drops Five Inches
A fly flies back and forth over a river repeatedly, dropping five inches each time. A fish sees it and decides it will jump and catch it when it drops.A bear sees the fish and decides it will get the fish when it jumps.A hunter with a cheese sandwich in …
Přečíst celý »Whats Orange And Sounds Like A Parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
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