What’s the odd one out? 1) A lobster 2) a whale 3) a guy that’s been hit by a bus? The whale — the other two are both crustaceans.
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Two little snakes were hissing near their pit. The mother snake came out and said, ”What are you doing hissing near our pit. If you want to hiss go over to Mrs. Pott’s pit and hiss. The two little snakes went over to Mrs. Pott’s pit to hiss. Mrs. Potts …
Přečíst celý »Two Hedgehogs at a Zebra Crossing
Two hedgehogs are in the middle of the road by a zebra crossing. One says, “Don’t cross here!” The other one says, “Why not?” The first one says, “Look what happened to this zebra!”
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A man and his son come upon two dogs humping. The son asks, “Dad, what are those dogs doing?” His father replies, “Well, the dog on top must have hurt his two front paws, and that dog on the bottom is helping him home.” The son says, “It figures — …
Přečíst celý »Two brunettes and a blonde…
Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix a roof. While they are on the roof, a herd of cattle run by and knock down the ladder and leave a big pile of poop behind. The two brunettes decide to make the blonde check how deep the poop is …
Přečíst celý »Two Blondes and a Lake
Two blondes stand on opposite sides of a lake.One blonde yells, “How do I get to the other side?”The other blonde yells back, “You’re already on the other side!”
Přečíst celý »Turtles and Picnics and a Minor Tragedy
Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic. Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site is 10 miles away, so the turtles take 10 whole days to get there. By the time they do arrive, everyone’s …
Přečíst celý »Turtle Soup
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. “I’d like to get the turtle soup, please.” The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. “Hold the turtle, make it pea!”
Přečíst celý »Turtle Sexuality
What do you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke!
Přečíst celý »Turtle Crossing
Why did the turtle Cross the road? To get to the ”Shell” station!
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