What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming…

Q: Why did the musicians let the turkey join the band? A: He had his own drumsticks.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: Because he wasn’t a chicken.

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove that he wasn’t chicken.

A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, “Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You”ll feel so much better!” The giraffe looks at …

A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the front steps. “Son, is your mother home?” The little boy nods yes. “Can I see her please?” The boy nods again, and they go around to the back of the …

Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday, and three days later, he leaves on Friday, how does he do it?A: The horse’s name is Friday.

What do you if you’re trapped inside a whale? Run ’round and ’round till you’re all pooped out!

Q: How do you trap a polar bear? A: You cut a hole in the ice. Line it with peas. When the bear bends over to take a pee, you kick him in the icehole.

A fisherman and his wife had twin sons named Towards and Away.Once the boys were grown, the fisherman took them out to sea to learn the family fishing trade.A week later, the mother saw her husband dock the boat all alone.“Oh no! What has happened to my darling boys?” she …