A fairy godmother decides to grant three wishes to a little old lady.“What would you like for your first wish?” the fairy godmother asks.The little old lady says, “I would like to be rich.”POOF! Her rocking chair turns into solid gold.“And for your second wish?” asks her fairy godmother.The little …
Přečíst celý »The Naked Truth
This guy is having an affair with a married woman and her husband comes home early from work one day. She jumps up and tells the man to go into the bathroom to hide. Just as he gets in the bathroom and she hides his clothes under the bed, the …
Přečíst celý »The Magician and the Parrot
A magician on a cruise ship was performing one night when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, “It’s in his sleeve!”The magician chased the bird away.The next night, the magician was performing another trick when the parrot walked onstage and declared, “It’s in his pocket!”During his next performance, he saw …
Přečíst celý »The Lyin’ King
What’s the difference between Simba and O.J. Simpson? One’s an African lion, and the other’s a lion African.
Přečíst celý »The Little Fire Engine
A little boy, wearing a big red fire hat, was riding a toy fire truck down the street. The truck was being pulled by a beautiful Labrador Retriever. Unfortunately, the rope was tied around the dog’s privates, and as a consequence, the truck was going very slowly. A man walking …
Přečíst celý »The Lion and the Turkey
There once was a lion, whose best friend was a turkey. There was a great famine and the lion was pretty hungry, so the turkey ate him and put him out of his misery.
Přečíst celý »The Funky Parrot
A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went. She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto the dance floor, the parrot would yell, “The roof, the roof, the …
Přečíst celý »The Frog Won’t Be Your Beast of Burden
A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ”Hi,” he croaks.”What’s your name?” The loan officer says, ”My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?” ”Yeah,” says the frog. ”I’d like to borrow some money.” The loan officer finds this a …
Přečíst celý »The Fish-Eating Competition
One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called tench. The fisherman couldn”t eat them all so they gave them to the Mayor of the town. The Mayor wasn”t sure what to do with them. Then he had an idea; he would have a fish-eating competition. When they had the …
Přečíst celý »The Farmer’s Ranch
Q: Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch? A: He found out it was a rough toad to hoe.
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