What did the termite say when he walked into the bar? Where is the bar tender?
Přečíst celý »Ten Cows in Your Basement
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
Přečíst celý »Technology-Enabled Amoebas
How do amoebas keep in touch?
Přečíst celý »Teacher’s Pet
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift. She held up the box and said, “I bet it’s some flowers!”“That’s right!” shouted the little boy.Then the candy store owner’s daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held …
Přečíst celý »Tatonka Redux
What did the father buffalo say to the son buffalo when he left for school? Bison!
Přečíst celý »Tatonka
There was an Indian chief who wanted to show his son the way of the woods. He gets on the ground and hears a noise. “Buffalo come.” “How do you know?” “Ground shaky.” The boy wanted to try. He gets on the ground, listens. “Man come.” “Is there a vibration?” …
Přečíst celý »Tasties in a Half Shell
Q: Why did God invent armadillos? A: So that rednecks can have ‘possum on the half-shell.
Přečíst celý »Tarzan’s Spare Parts
Tarzan is attacked by a lion in the jungle. The animal rips off Tarzan’s arm, eye and penis. His jungle friends help him by giving him the spare parts he needs — the eye of an eagle, the arm of a gorilla, and an elephant trunk for a d**k.Later, Cheeta …
Přečíst celý »Tarzan Sees Elephants
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?A: Gulp.
Přečíst celý »Talking animals?
While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and he began a conversation. Cowboy: “Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?” Indian: “Dog no talk.” Cowboy: “Hey dog, how’s it going?” Dog: “Doin’ alright.” Indian:( Look …
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