How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage? All your Hefty Bags are missing.
Přečíst celý »Running Blind
A policeman was directing traffic at a busy intersection when he observed a blind man and his seeing-eye dog waiting to cross.To his horror, he watched as the seeing-eye dog bolted across the street, dragging the blind man behind him.On the other side of the road, the man pulled out …
Přečíst celý »Rude Parrot on a Plane
A man goes to his seat on an airplane and finds a parrot in the seat next to him. Once in the air, the stewardess comes by, and when the man asks her for a coffee, the parrot squawks, “And get me a whiskey, you cow!”The flustered stewardess brings back …
Přečíst celý »Rover the Brick
A policeman is walking down the road when he sees a man with a brick tied to a dog leash. He decides to go and humor him. He walks up to the man and says, ”Hello, sir, I like your dog!” The man looks at the brick, then the policeman, …
Přečíst celý »Roosters vs. Lawyers
What’s the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The rooster clucks defiance.
Přečíst celý »Rooster’s Eggs
Q: If a rooster’s on top of a barn door and lays an egg, does the egg fall on the north or the south side? A: Roosters don’t lay eggs.
Přečíst celý »Rooster Up A Pole
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? Q: A 20-foot cock that want to reach out and touch someone.
Přečíst celý »Rooster Plays B-ball
Why did the rooster cross the basketball court? It heard that the referee was blowing fouls.
Přečíst celý »Rooster in His Declining Years
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn’t hurt. So he buys a new cock from the local …
Přečíst celý »Rooster Crossing
Why did the rooster cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation!
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