There was this lion who had just eaten a bull,and he felt good. He felt so good he opened his mouth and roared and roared. He roared until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral of the story is: when you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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Q: What’s a polygon?A: A dead parrot.
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Q: What do polar bears have that no other animal has? A: Polar bear babies.
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Q: What animal should you never play cards with? A: A cheetah!
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How’d ya like to breach my sperm whale? Yar!
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Q: What’s gray and comes in pints? A: An elephant.
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A man is driving down a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving up the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, “Pig!” The man immediately leans out his window and replies with “BITCH!” They each continue on their way, as …
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Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day? A: “I’m bakin’.”
Přečíst celý »Pig in a Bar
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, “Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?” Then the lady answered, “Excuse me, I think this is a goose.” And the bartender says, ”Excuse me, I was talking …
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Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? A: Bacon and legs.
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