Yo’ Mama is so fat, when you tell her to move her fat ass, she has to move one cheek at a time.

I’m gonna go get my groove right on because I certainly wouldn’t be caught in this town with my groove off.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her mama.

We had a bit of a language barrier problem. Like, one night I came home with these amazing shoes I had gotten on sale at Bloomingdales. And I was like, ‘Honey, look at these shoes. Aren’t they great?’ And he said, ‘Aw, girl, those shoes are bling-bling.’ I was like, …

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she has to cover her head before her feet will get into bed with her.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.

There are guys that think I’m a babe. They don’t say it in English, but I know what they mean.

That’s the gayest thing in the world: a fanny pack. If you’re a guy, you’re wearing a fanny pack, the only thing inside there’s, like, a butt plug and Streisand tickets.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when I screwed her, I burnt my ass on the light bulb.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes to a buffet, she pulls up a chair.