Q: How do cows do mathematics?A: They use a cow-culator.
Přečíst celý »Math Dog
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? The wrong answer.
Přečíst celý »Marsupial Moms
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate it when it rains?A: Because the kids have to play inside.
Přečíst celý »Mark Roberts: Dad’s Toupee
My dad just got a toupee, also — not a very nice one, though, made out of cat hair. Every time you touch his head, his butt goes up in the air.
Přečíst celý »Mark Cohen: Protest at the Beach
I’m relaxing on the beach, and all of a sudden, all these women start gathering around me. They got these big signs; they’re going, ‘Fur is murder! Fur is murder!’ I said, ‘Lady, that’s my back. Now get off it.’
Přečíst celý »Marianne Sierk: Lost Kitten
So this is what I would do if I found this kitten: I would take her and I would shave her and I would dye her purple and I’d put little leather pants on her and I’d teach her to talk somehow — I don’t know how — and I’d …
Přečíst celý »Man vs. Pig
Q: What’s the difference between a man and a pig? A: There’s a difference?
Přečíst celý »Man & Duck
A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says, “May I help you, sir?” The duck replies, “Yeah. Help me get this human out of my ass.”
Přečíst celý »Mama Duck, Baby Duck
Q: What did did the mother duck say to her duckling? A: “If you don’t behave, I’m gonna quack you one.”
Přečíst celý »Male Bashing
Q: What can a bird do that a man can’t? A: Whistle through his pecker.
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