Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn’t stop eating swedes.

Cannibal Boy: I’ve brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we’ll have him tomorrow.

First cannibal: My wife’s a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.

A cannibal’s dillema: If God didn’t want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, “Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I’m tired of getting stuck for drinks!”

Cannibal: Mom, mom, I’ve been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well, you know what they say – you can’t keep a good man down !

Was the principal’s brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity !

When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal’s pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, ‘What’s this flier doing in my soup?’

1st Cannibal: I don’t know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?’

What did the cannibal’s parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? ‘Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!