How do you kill a blonde? Give them a gun an say it is a blow dryer’
Přečíst celý »This blonde is so stupid,
This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!
Přečíst celý »One day 3 women went to the
One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool. There was a black haired, brown haired, and a blonde haired woman. When they got to the top a genie appeared from nowhere and said “when your going down the flume shout out the …
Přečíst celý »One day a blond went out to check her mail box.
One day a blond went out to check her mail box. There was nothing in it. Her neighbor who was also out there gives her a weird look. An hour later she goes back out to her mailbox and goes back in cause there was nothing in it and her …
Přečíst celý »A blonde decides to learn and try horse back
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out …
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?’
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the blonde who got into the
Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the “Vacant” sign up?’
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the blonde who went to a
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?’
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the blonde who
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?’
Přečíst celý »Q: Why couldn’t
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn’t know which one came first!
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