Did you hear about the blonde who put “Sagittarius” at the bottom of application forms where it said “Sign Here”.
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Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
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Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward? A: “Is it mine?”
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck.
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Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
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Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.
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Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
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