Q: Where do you look for blonde’s obituaries? A: Under “Home Improvements.”
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Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? A: It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? A: She still hasn’t gotten all the hair off her tongue.
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Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn’t know where to buy Left Guard!
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Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture.
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Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite color? A: A light shade of clear.
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Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.
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Q: Why didn’t the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn’t fit a deer into the car.
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Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say ‘hi.
Přečíst celý »Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her
Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are? A: Play ball.
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