Blonde jokes

Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She’s still looking for a lake with a slope.

Q: What is a blonde’s definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.

Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: “I can’t seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It’s starting to rain and the top is down!

Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, “I think they could be bird tracks.” The second blonde went to look and said, “No, I think these are deer tracks.” They stepped aside …

A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, …

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so …

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer …

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run – she is still holding the grenade!