Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell “coward” at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
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Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
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Policeman: Why didn’t you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don’t believe everything I read.
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Policeman: Why didn’t you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
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Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says “Bus Stop.”
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Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
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Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
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Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin’ mate !
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Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six – One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs. A: Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one that fits, and the …
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Wheres the car? asked Professor Delbert’s wife when he got home. “Did I take it out?” “Yes, you drove it to school this morning.” “I suppose you’re right, my dear. I remember now that after I got out, I turned to thank the man who gave me a lift and …
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