What do you call a pig who’s been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !
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Teacher: “Who built the first American car?” Student: “Me Pilgrims.” Teacher: “The Pilgrims?” Student: “Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact.”
Přečíst celý »What did one car muffler say to the
What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? “Am I exhausted!”
Přečíst celý »What song does a car radio play?
What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune).
Přečíst celý »Why is an old car like a baby
Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle.
Přečíst celý »What did the jack say to the
What did the jack say to the car? “Can I give you a lift?”
Přečíst celý »What part of a car is the
What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels. They are always tired.
Přečíst celý »What is the best thing to take when
What is the best thing to take when you’re run over? The number of the car that hit you.
Přečíst celý »If an electric train travels 90
If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing? There is no smoke from an electric train!
Přečíst celý »What driver doesn’t have a
What driver doesn’t have a license? A screw driver.
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