A young man comes home and says “Dad, just got my driver’s license and would like to use the family car.” Father replies, :”O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back …
Přečíst celý »Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can’t see my license plate.
Přečíst celý »Q: Who has the right of
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, “Guns don’t kill people. I do.”
Přečíst celý »Q: When driving through fog, what
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car.
Přečíst celý »Q: How can you reduce the possibility of
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Přečíst celý »Q: What changes would occur in your
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Přečíst celý »Q: How do you deal with heavy
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics.
Přečíst celý »Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.
Přečíst celý »A driver tucked this note under the
A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. “I’ve circled the block for 20 minutes. I’m late for an appointment, and if I don’t park here I’ll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses.” When he came back he found a parking ticket and this note: …
Přečíst celý »A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a
A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver of the Rolls. “Hey, buddy, that’s a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I’ve got a phone in my Yugo!” The driver of …
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