Two cab drivers met. “Hey,” asked one, “what’s the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?” “Well,” the other responded, “when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other.”
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What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker? Hop in.
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One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, “I did that by accident.” She replied, “I know that, daddy.” He replied, “How’d you know?” The girl said, “Because you didn’t …
Přečíst celý »After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the
After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son. I brought my selection – a baseball bat – to the cash register. “Cash or charge?” the …
Přečíst celý »Whats black and white and red all
Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident.
Přečíst celý »What did the monster say when he saw a
What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!
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What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.
Přečíst celý »Where do ghost trains stop?
Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.
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Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.
Přečíst celý »Monster: I’ve got to walk 25 miles
Monster: I’ve got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why don’t you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.
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