What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.
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Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.
Přečíst celý »What’s the difference between a teacher
What’s the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.
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What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.
Přečíst celý »Auntie Maud bought herself a new
Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. “Oh. Maud,” said her friend, “you’ve lost your engine!” “Never mind, …
Přečíst celý »How do you stop a dog howling in the
How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.
Přečíst celý »What car do insects drive?
What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.
Přečíst celý »My dad is stupid.
My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.
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What is the meaning of afford? It’s the car most sales representatives drive.
Přečíst celý »Two wizards in a car
Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, “What are we going to do?” The other replied, “Quick, turn the car into a side street.”
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