Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
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Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow !
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !
Přečíst celý »What is cleverer than a talking cat ?
What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spelling bee !
Přečíst celý »How do you know that cats are sensitive
How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you cross a cat
What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !
Přečíst celý »There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out.
There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats !
Přečíst celý »What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on
What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !
Přečíst celý »Why do tomcats fight ?
Why do tomcats fight ? Because they like raising a stink !
Přečíst celý »Why is a crazy marmalade cat like
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !
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