What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !
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What kind of cat should you take into the desert ? A first aid kitty !
Přečíst celý »Why do cats chase birds ?
Why do cats chase birds ? For a lark !
Přečíst celý »What do cats read in the morning ?
What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !
Přečíst celý »On what should you mount a statue of your cat
On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !
Přečíst celý »What cat purrs more than any other ?
What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !
Přečíst celý »Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge
Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge ? Because it turns “ice” into “mice” !
Přečíst celý »When the cat’s away…..?
When the cat’s away…..? The house smells better !
Přečíst celý »Why was the cat so small ?
Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !
Přečíst celý »What works in a circus, walks a
What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !
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