Customer: I think I’ve got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer: Yes. Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!
Přečíst celý »Helpline? I’ve just pushed a
Helpline? I’ve just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there’s a lot of crackling.
Přečíst celý »How do you stop your laptop batteries from
How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers.
Přečíst celý »I’ve been on my computer all night!
I’ve been on my computer all night! Don’t you think you’d be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?
Přečíst celý »I’ve been sitting at this computer for hours
I’ve been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven’t seen a single website. That’s because you’re supposed to sit facing the screen.
Přečíst celý »Mum, Mum,
Mum, Mum, Dad’s broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head.
Přečíst celý »Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a
Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one we’ve got or don’t use any at all.
Přečíst celý »Teacher: Look at the state of the school
Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it! Pupil: But then it will crack and we won’t be able to use it at all.
Přečíst celý »Teacher: Shall I put the school computer
Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you’re wearing looks fine.
Přečíst celý »This computer
This computer you charged me L950 for doesn’t work….and you said it would be trouble free. It is, I charged you L950 for the computer, but you’re getting all that trouble absolutely free!
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