When do computers go to sleep? When it’s internight.
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Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.
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Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D
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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds.
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Which kind of ink do you put in your computer’s printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn’t want to mention it.
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Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin’
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Q: How does Bill Clinton say “I’m about to hurt you”? A: “Trust me.”
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Q: What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn’t carry a briefcase.
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Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.
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Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner.” “What did it say on the banners?” Clinton asks. Saddam replies, “Allah is god, god is Allah.” Clinton …
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