Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow? A: By the wise look in the eyes.
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Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies? A: He’s the stiff one.
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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two–One to promise he’ll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.
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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: He doesn’t! He whines a while, says “I feel your pain”, and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can’t afford any more pork.
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans.
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They’ve been having turkey for years.
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Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth? A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people!
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Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend.
Přečíst celý »Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, “Are you ready to order?” Clinton replies, “Yes, I’d like a quickie.” “A quickie?!?” the waitress replies. “Sir, given the current situation of your personal life …
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