Dirty Jokes

I’ll try not to get any human resources on you.

I wanna fax you up.

Wanna give me a desk job?

Let’s discuss my raise in your corner office.

I’ve got something you can take up the chain.

I’d like to think inside your box.

Want to take a look at my benefit package?

There’s something actionable in your pants.

Baby, you are 401Kute!

Q: What do you get with a corduroy condom? A: A groovy kind of love.