Dirty Jokes

I need you to rub my sack joint.

Want to test my tamping rod?

I’d like to start with some back nailing.

I’ve got a state-of-the-art nail gun.

Come on, I’m tired of mud jacking alone.

I need to investigate your hot junction.

I’d like to get a closer look at your butt hinge.

I always wear my hard hat, baby.

If you want that extension I can put it in, no extra charge.

I’m skilled in the art of hand evacuation.