Dirty Jokes

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, “Corns.”

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her vagina’s in the Axis of Evil.

Yo’ Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.