Yo’ Mama is so fat, she broke wind at a cookout and started a forest fire.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chicken Pox
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Fart Brains
Yo’ Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn’t be enough to stink.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Roaches
Yo’ Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don’t check out.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is Like… Hockey Player
Yo’ Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn’t change her pad for three periods.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is Like… Ass Hair
Yo’ Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Přečíst celý »Yo Mama’s so Stank…Breath
Yo’ mama’s breath so nasty, I don’t know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Přečíst celý »Yo mama’s so nasty…phone sex
Your mama so nasty, that after we had phone sex I got an ear infection!
Přečíst celý »Yeast + Billy Ray Cyrus = ?
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
Přečíst celý »Wrong Kind Of Collection
A young priest is unhappy with how little money his congregation contributes every week to the collection plate. So decides to try a new tack and hypnotize them, using Father Matthews’ priceless pocket watch. Thus hypnotized, they all give the five bucks he asked them too. Pumped by his success, …
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