Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.
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‘We’re going to play elephants and circuses,’ said a little boy at kindergarten, ‘Do you want to join in?’ ‘I’d love to,’replied the teacher. ‘What do you want me to do?’ ‘You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !
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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !
Přečíst celý »How does an elephant get down from a tree
How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !
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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn’t hold their trunks up !
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Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !
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What’s grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !
Přečíst celý »What’s big and grey and wears a mask
What’s big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !
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