Teacher: “Name six wild animals” Pupil:”Four elephants and two lions !”
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Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant ?” Pupil:”You don’t have to find them, they’re too big to lose !”
Přečíst celý »Tarzan was tired when he came home.
Tarzan was tired when he came home. “What have you been doing”, asked Jane. “Chasing a herd of elephants on vines” “Really ?”, said Jane. “I thought elephants stayed on the ground !”
Přečíst celý »What is the easy way to get a wild elephant
What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !
Přečíst celý »What did Tarzan say when he saw the
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants
Přečíst celý »What’s the best way to see a charging herd
What’s the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !
Přečíst celý »Why don’t elephants like playing cards in
Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !
Přečíst celý »What do you call an elephant with a
What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can’t hear you !
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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !
Přečíst celý »What do you call an elephant creeping through
What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !
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