Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !
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What bit of fish doesn’t make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !
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What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !
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What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird’s leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !
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Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other “can you smell fish?”.
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What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!
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What part of a fish weighs the most ? It’s scales !
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What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie!
Přečíst celý »What fish do road-menders use ?
What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !
Přečíst celý »What is dry on the outside, filled with water
What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ? A fish tank !
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