A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they …
Přečíst celý »You Know You’re Addicted to Coffee When…
you grind your coffee beans in your mouth. you sleep with your eyes open. you have to watch videos in fast-foward. the only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake. you can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without the timer. you’ve worn out your third …
Přečíst celý »You know you drink too much coffee when…
Juan Valdez names his mule after you. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails. You can jump-start your car without cables. You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in. You can’t remember your second cup. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama’s Cooking… Prayer
Yo’ Mama’s cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama’s Cooking… Homeless
Yo’ Mama’s cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Onions
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Rice
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Ribbed Condom
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Returned Donut
Yo’ Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Order in the Court
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.
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