Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food?A: Gaelic breath.
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Cannibal Son: Mom, I don’t like my brother anymore.Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!
Přečíst celý »Howard Kremer: Midgets Love Pizza
We all know that midgets love pizza. That’s what makes them so easy to kidnap. Here’s what you do: you get a hot slice of pizza; you put it in the trunk of your car. You wait like five, 10 minutes, hide behind a tree, and that hungry little guy …
Přečíst celý »Gourmet Booty Call… Whisk
You won’t believe what I can do with a whisk!
Přečíst celý »Gourmet Booty Call… Toast
I noticed your toast points from across the room.
Přečíst celý »Gourmet Booty Call… Temperature
Can I take your temperature with my meat thermometer?
Přečíst celý »Gourmet Booty Call… Stuffing
You look like you’d like some stuffing.
Přečíst celý »Gourmet Booty Call… Sous Chef
Mind if my sous chef watches?
Přečíst celý »Got Nuts?
A woman walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts. The guy says, “No, ma’am.”
Přečíst celý »Gene Pompa: Hardcore Political Activist
I’m an old school, hardcore political activist. For instance, I still won’t eat grapes because of the plight of the migrant farm workers. I also won’t eat raisins because of the older migrant farm workers. That’s how hardcore I am. I also won’t eat prunes. That’s for a completely different …
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