Food Jokes

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she ate her food stamps.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks Cheerios are donut seeds.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, “Look, my alphabet soup spells ‘Ooooo.'”

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people’s fingers.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.