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Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby, what’s SHAKING!
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One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?” Bill: “If you had the chance to …
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A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, …
Přečíst celý »A customer was bothering the
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, …
Přečíst celý »A family of three tomatoes
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, “Ketchup!”
Přečíst celý »On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.
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The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”
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A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.
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The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
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